ultramarineblues:

fuukonomiko:

littleclevercat:

The last one just floored me

More gems from Wowbutt Guilliman…the last one being my favorite, LOL

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I dunno why this didn’t show correctly in my feed first, but thank you.

Anyway there’s more and I was thinking of getting a tweeter anyway and now I just have to do it to stalk him and convince him to marry me work on my theoretical&practical and show support to the poor guy.

Here’s some more gems :

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Edit : why won’t bloody tumblr show emebd the tweets properly urgh. Regarding Cato : me too buddy, me too.

castellankurze:

kaijuslayer:

cousinborris:

boilingcopper:

avalu40k:

kaijuslayer:

Belisarius Cawl: Primarch, I have crafted for you this exquisite suit of artificer armor. It is modeled (somewhat transparently) upon pict-captures of the Omnissiah himself, when he strode the galaxy in the flesh.

Roboute Guilliman: Uh, thanks. That’s… a little like getting your dad’s old necktie but all right.

Inquisitor Greyfax (under her breath): We’re getting him presents?!

Saint Celestine: I present you with this halo, blessed by your Holy Father on Terra, that wards against attack and shines with His Eternal Glory.

Bobby G: Um. Did you say holy father…?

Greyfax (hissing at Cawl): You didn’t say anything about presents?!

Cawl (sotto voce): Just hurry up and give him something before he starts asking questions about the Imperial Faith

Greyfax: I, uh… I got you this… hat. (gives him her big dumb pilgrim hat)

Bobert: ….You know what, this is kind of a neat hat. Let’s go save the galaxy!

More Rooboott Guhlimahnuh (how I say it in French) silliness please!

You know what? I really think Guilliman would react like this if presented with (compared) useless/small gifts! ^^
Before he knows what’s up in the galaxy, that is..

Where did he get the sword from? Also are Calgars mittens his old kit? Was he sheepishly standing there worried he was gonna lose his signature punching fists?

Calgar: (offering up the fists, teary-eyed) I… These belong to you, my Liege.

Guilliman: …You know what? You’ve really grown into them. Why don’t you keep ‘em, Sport?

Calgar: (stage whisper) I LOVE YOU, DAD

Calgar: I know they rightly belong to you, but if it is not untoward I would request that I be permitted to keep the Gauntlets of Ultramar.

Guilliman:: Your request is so granted.  It would be uncouth of me to take them from you when you have put them to such fine use in your time as Master of Ultramar.

Calgar: :’)

Guilliman: Besides you seem like a handy guy to have around.

Calgar: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Guilliman: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Logan Grimnar: I got your a dog. …No, wait, shit, that’s my dad never mind.

So that’s the 40k backlog I had. Thanks everyone who’s liked or commented on or reblogged stuff in the last month and a half. I don’t know if or when I’ll be writing more, but hopefully I will. I’ll be cross-posting a lot of things on my AO3 over the weekend or whenever I have time, so if you follow me there expect to be spammed but all of it will be stuff already up on tumblr.

The Ishtar Heresy

adepta-astarte:

Rather than do NaNo this year, I returned to a project from half a year ago:

The Ishtar Heresy: a fanwork-edit taking the text of the Horus Heresy series and genderswapping every single character, while changing a minimum of the rest of the content

Amaze your friends with the novelty of a 40k novel in which women actually appear. Or just a sci-fi/military novel in general where almost everyone is a woman, and no one ever feels the need to comment on this fact any more than they feel the need to justify when everyone is a man.

I’m sure there are still typos in the text, so feel free to point those out to me and I will update.

Know No Fear

‘Laurelin of Colchis. You may consider the following. One: I entirely withdraw my previous offer of solemn ceasefire. It is cancelled, and will not be made again, to you or to any other of your fatherless bastards. Two, you are no longer any sister of mine. I will find you, I will kill you, and I will hurl your toxic corpse into hell’s mouth.’

Shadows of Treachery

‘You said she wasn’t dreaming, Trez.’ Sevatar spoke aloud, dead-voiced and staring at nothing. ‘You were wrong.’

The Unremembered Empire

‘That’s the most acid thing I’ve ever heard you say, Robouta,’ he declared. She grinned at him. ‘Brace yourself, sieur. My big sister’s come to stay. The acid is only just starting to flow.’

Descent of Angels

They will not know why we turned from the Lioness. They will know nothing of our motives, but you can know them. You can know it all. Come listen, and you will hear my secrets. Come listen, and we will talk of Lucille and Lyra La’Jonson. We will talk of schism and civil war.

And, from earlier:

Ishtar Rising

I was there, the day Ishtar slew the Empress…