The Ishtar Heresy

Was planning to post this at some unspecified point in the future, but now feels like the time, before the meltdown is complete.

The Ishtar Heresy: a fanwork-edit taking the text from Warhammer and genderswapping every single character, while changing a minimum of the rest of the content

Amaze your friends with the novelty of a 40k novel in which women actually appear. Or just a sci-fi/military novel in general where almost everyone is a woman, and no one ever feels the need to comment on this fact any more than they feel the need to justify when everyone is a man.

This is a project I started some two and a half years ago and has become a fun occasional hobby since. I have long-since written algorithms that do the majority of the work for me, so the final proof-reading is hardly more effort than reading/rereading a book normally.

My archive has grown over the years since last I posted this, which is why I’m giving a single folder link rather than linking book-by-book anymore. I’ve branched out from Horus Heresy books to other series within the franchise: highlights include Ciaphas Cain, Eisenhorn, Ragnar Blackmane, an increasing amount of Age of Sigmar content (ex. Realmgate Wars), and miscellaneous others.

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I’m surprised just how much Ashes of Prospero decided to retcon Wolf’s Honour. The two books are really not compatible. Sure there are plenty of inconsistencies in canon, but this book didn’t try at all–Wolf’s Honour is treated as having not happened. It couldn’t have to make a lot of major plot points work.

Yet other plot points originally introduced in that book are used elsewhere–ex. a lot of lore about the Spear of Russ that proved important in Wolfsbane. Heck, I think Bulveye first appeared as a character in that book unless I’m really messing up publication chronology.

I’m not upset about this per se, I’m just used to authors and editors trying to make at least a token effort to make everything published fit together and to minimize retcons. I can think of minor variations to Ashes of Prospero that could have made it fit with Wolf’s Honour and still hit the high points it wanted. But whatever.

“‘What Space Wolf lifts his weapon against another with murderous intent?’ demanded Arjac, his Terminators joining Valgarthr’s pack as a physical barrier to the legionaries.

‘What Space Wolf resorts to necromancy of a defeated foe?’ demanded Bulveye, pushing through his warriors to confront Njal. He levelled his axe at the Rune Priest. ‘I thought you a brother and you repay me by sharing the treachery of this cur?’

‘His name is Izzakar Orr,’ Njal said firmly, his staff held to his side. ‘Without his knowledge we are all doomed to die in this cursed place.’

‘So be it,’ declared the Old Wolf. His hand moved to the plasma pistol at his belt. ‘I expect he’ll die a second time as easily as the first.’

He dragged the weapon free and lifted it. Njal saw the glimmer of the energy discharge for a split second before it was eclipsed by a massive form. The crackle of the shot seemed loud in the moment, the flare of it bright behind the silhouette of the Terminator that had moved.

The sound of the impact screeched along Njal’s nerves, a shout ripped from his throat as the ball of plasma splashed across the warrior that had intervened.

Rocked by the discharge, the Terminator half turned and the Stormcaller saw Arjac’s face screwed up in shock, his plastron almost disintegrated by the plasma bolt, droplets of cooling ceramite spattered across his face and tattooed scalp.

A surge of psychic energy and fizz of static alerted Njal to the reaction from Izzakar and he acted in instinct, swinging his staff blindly. The skull connected with the face of the Librarian as he lifted hands sheathed in arcing bolts of green. The blow spun Izzakkar to the ground, psychic lightning earthed harmlessly through the floor. Njal stepped forward, both shielding the Thousand Sons legionary from further attack and blocking Izzakar’s view of Bulveye.

‘Enough!’ roared the Old Wolf, taking a stride, axe brought back for a blow.

One of his veterans leapt at him, ensnaring Bulveye’s arm with his own, dragging the Wolf Lord down and sideways. The two Old Guard tumbled in a crash of armour, the interloper rolling to straddle his superior, one foot on the Old Wolf’s wrist, pinning his axe-hand down.

‘No more!’ barked the 13th Company veteran. ‘We are done here, Bulveye.’

‘You defy me also, Jurgen?’ Bulveye sounded more hurt than angry and he made no attempt to unseat his assailant, the fight knocked out of him by the sudden intervention of his companion.

‘By the Allfather’s mighty gusts, I do,’ said Jurgen. ‘I just stopped you making another terrible mistake.’

The Old Guard parted as one of their number moved to attend to Arjac. The Wolf Guard waved him away, pushing to his feet with a wince.

‘It’s fine, my armour took the brunt of it.’ Rockfist darted a look at the floored Wolf Lord. ‘Fortunate that you’re such a bloody poor shot.’

‘Our oaths… The Allfather’s command…’

‘We were betrayed already, Old Wolf.’ Jurgen stood, foot still in place on Bulveye’s wrist. ‘I overheard what the runekast said. Horus turned on the Allfather. Think about that, Bulveye. Horus turned on the Allfather.’

‘We did nothing wrong,’ snarled Izzakar. ‘I told you before, imbecile, that your censure was misplaced. You would not listen. You forced us to defend ourselves.’

‘What of it? We do the Allfather’s bidding here. He determined your…’ The Old Wolf’s voice trailed away with realisation and his face twisted with consternation.

The one called Jurgen explained as he stepped away and helped Bulveye to his feet.

‘That’s right, Old Wolf. Our orders, they came from Horus. The Wolf King did not speak with the Allfather directly, the execute command was passed on by the Warmaster.’

A knot of coldness gripped Njal’s gut, knowing the details of the terrible saga that followed. Nightwing took flight with a shriek of dismay, circling above the gathered battle-packs.

‘It was all a lie,’ whispered the Stormcaller. ‘The Allfather never ordered the death of Prospero. The thrice-cursed Warmaster had already turned and sought to pave the way to his treachery by turning the Sons of Russ upon Magnus’ Legion.’

Stunned silence followed the announcement as Stormrider, Old Guard and even Izzakar absorbed the monumental consequences of that simple but most heinous of deceptions.

The Old Wolf looked broken, axe limp in his grasp, head hung with shame. Njal assisted Izzakar in standing up. The two foes, who just days and yet ten thousand years ago were intent upon each other’s destruction, faced each other, united by the sudden revelation.

‘You were not wrong,’ the Thousand Sons Librarian said quietly, the words barely heard. ‘You were tricked, and we see now the path that Magnus took my people.’

‘Nor you,’ admitted Bulveye, lips barely moving. ‘Had the Rout not destroyed Prospero, might we have had an ally? Surely that was the gambit of Horus.’

They looked at each other in mutual understanding.”

Ashes of Prospero

“‘How am I to do this? That body is not much of a state for anyone, never mind a dispossessed soul. You will die again the moment you return to it.’

+I can heal myself. Do not trouble yourself on that account.+

‘And then? You’ll go to Magnus?’ The thought perturbed Njal, and not just the notion of letting an enemy escape. It seemed an unfitting way to part with Izzakar who, despite his barbed remarks and insults, had proved not only true to his original promise but a capable ally beyond simple necessity.

+My Legion is lost to me, Stormcaller.+ Seeping sadness chilled Njal’s heart. +But perhaps not all of my company. Like your forebrothers, many were scattered in the Portal Maze by the blundering of this wretch and his companions. Some might still exist that remain loyal to the Prosperine ideals. I do not like what has become of the Crimson King, and I might endeavour to thwart his corrupted ways if I can.+

Njal knelt, the shadow of his war-plate falling upon the plasma-ravaged corpse of Izzakar Orr. He laid his staff upon the fatally wounded breast and his hand on the brow of the helmed head. Opening his mind, he allowed the spirits to pass into him, letting them fall upon his thoughts like snow, a little at a time but their accumulation strong enough to bury a man and flatten trees. He nurtured that power, becoming the warming sun of Fenris, instilling the life of his world into the broken physical shell before him.

Cells regrew, ushered into renewed life by Njal’s coaxing. Bone and flesh and organs reformed, though the black carapace that had once shielded them within the epidermis was synthetic and did not heal, leaving a pale splash across the knitted tissue of pectoral muscles and abdomen. The plate, too, could not be fused; its molten edge surrounded the returned flesh with an almost perfect circle.

Sighing, Njal stood, leaving the body mended but still empty.

+You did not need to do that.+

Njal said nothing but opened up his thoughts, unbarring a tiny portion of his mind-fortress, a postern gate in his defences for the Librarian to exit. A spark emerged from within his thoughts, invisible to all but the Stormcaller’s wyrdsense. It travelled down his arm and ejected from the tip of his staff. Nightwing cawed, shuffling on his pauldron, heralding the spirit of the dead.

Like an ember, the fragment of Izzakar fell upon his inanimate remains.

The corpse twitched twice, its limbs jerking with the sudden infusion of mortal energy.”

Ashes of Prospero

I think Ashes of Prospero did a good job of balancing using some of the new Viking-er SW terminology without being obnoxiously full of itself about it. It also freely used plenty of the older, familiar terms (ex. Space Wolves, Wolf Guard, etc.) rather than making a big deal of avoiding them for not being Serious enough. It’s the first book since Prospero Burns came out that I can think of that I really liked how that was handled and was right on the level of balance between the new and old that appeals to me.

I’ve read a couple things with Bulveye in them (Wolf at the Door, Wolf’s Honour, Great Wolf, Ashes of Prospero) and I still have no feel for what his canon characterisation is supposed to be. He feels widely inconsistent. Is he a responsible leader whose been around the block and knows when to use his own initiative? Is he a fanatically by-the-book Space Wolf stereotype? I don’t actually care because I write him however is convenient for me, I’m just noting this.

You will not thwart my elevation, child of Fenris. I will align the omnimatrix and ascend fully to my place as a godhead. Worlds will burn at my arrival. Stars shall weep in horror.

In contrast to moments before, Lukas desperately wanted to stay silent. Every rational part of him screamed to say nothing, to not dare the wrath of this demigod. Magnus had the power to snuff out his life in an instant. Yet… Such power had to be challenged. It was Lukas’ self-appointed mission to thwart highhandedness and the tyranny of authority.

He could never keep his mouth shut even when it was best for him.

A nonchalant grin spread across Lukas’ face. ‘Everyone must have goals.’”

Ashes of Prospero

What is your mission, Son of Russ?

Lukas glanced around and saw that he was in some kind of citadel hall, banners upon the walls, vast enough to be thronged with sorcerers, Rubricae, cultists and mutants, a thousand-strong and more. Though Magnus’ presence was still like a battering ram against his skull, Lukas’ confidence could not be long depleted. The fact the Cyclops clearly did not know everything lessened his aura of infallibility.

‘I don’t really do things on purpose,’ he explained. ‘I’m more the type that just makes things happen and then improvises.’”

Ashes of Prospero